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Originally Posted by Aquaticedge
get one of those fake owls and a voice box... you can see where I'm going with this lol
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Well, right now I'm living in TX, my uncle and his wife still live in NC, 1300 miles between us, and frankly that suits me just fine!
EVERY time I'd walk out the road to visit them, the first words out of her mouth would be to ask me when I was going to get married and have kids, with an oblique hint that she had female relatives in the Philippines that would be glad to fill that requirement.
One day a couple years ago, I was sitting on the porch talking with my mother, and I made mention of this in passing to her.
Next day my mother caught my uncle's wife out in her front yard and gave her the cussing of a lifetime over it, telling her to keep her bloody nose out of other people's business.
Didn't faze her one whit. She'd still ask me when I was going to get married, but then add "don't tell your mother I asked you that".