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500 SL Guy.... Dude......... Seriously.....
You might want to try and peddle that crap in a forum where:
A) Users aren't so knowledgeable about their cars
B) Users' cylinder walls aren't coated with silicon from the factory
You're trying to sell a homemade bullet-proof-vest to a guy sitting in a tank. Give it up. Or don't, this is actually somewhat entertaining. It's probably just re-labeled Clunker Bomb to begin with.
Here is some hilarity I copied from their website, a "testimonial" from Dennis Simmons, a person who does appear to actually exist, as does his company.
"One interesting fact on my Office Managers vehicle is that is notice before the treatment with CerBond at 70mph the rpm's were at 2,200 rpm's. After the treatment at 70mph the rpm's were at 2000. That is very impressive showing the engine is working a lot more efficiently."
This crap dropped his RPMs by 200 @ 70MPH? I can't even begin to tell you what is wrong with that statement. Unless his trans was slipping and this crud somehow fixed it, that's just scientifilogically UNPOSSIBLE.
And my favorite statement:
"Does CerBond void any warranty?
No, CerBond™ does not void warranties and is 100% guaranteed."
Oh yeah? Okay, which manufacturers have given their approval? Prove it! Or, is it just that this crap doesn't do or leave behind anything so nobody will ever know that you used it?
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1990 300SE "Corinne"- 145k daily driver - street modified differential - PARTING OUT OR SELLING SOON - PORTLAND OR. AREA - PM ME FOR DETAILS
1988 560SEL "Gunther"- 190K passes anything except a gas station
1997 S420 - 265k just bought it with a rebuilt trans. Lovely condition
Last edited by tinypanzer; 04-28-2010 at 12:40 AM.
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