They always studder on my last name... SO annoying. It is spelled just as it sounds: FRACALOSY!

Example 1
Telemarketer: "Hello, sir. May I speak with Mr. Fr-fr-frac-a-djwiWjf?"
Me: "Oh, no. This is a very bad time; he passed away yesterday, please don't call again."

Example 2
Telemarketer: "Hi. Is Mr Fracalosy available?"
Me: "This is him..."
Telemarketer: "I'm calling to see if you'd be interested in saving money with our --"
Me: "Yeah right! I do'nt save money."

*CLICK*


Whatever the scenario... I always get a laugh. I just say some new, witty smart-ass comment turning down the product. I always give myself a real laugh.

I got it from my mom, she wigs when the telemarketers try and sell her stuff! She can be one mean lady!

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2006 E350 w/ 155k miles (Daily Driver)

Previous:
1993 300E 3.2L Sedan w/ close to about 300k miles
2003 E500 Brilliant Silver (Had 217k miles when totalled!)
1989 300E with 289,000 miles (had for <1 yr while in HI)
03 CLK 500 cabrio (Mom's)
2006 C230k (Dad's)
1999 S420 (Mom's/Dad's)
2000 C230k Sport sedans
2001 CLK320 Cabrio (Mom's)
1995 C280 My First Mercedes-Benz... (155k miles. EXCEPTIONAL AUTOMOBILE. Was Very hard to let go of!)