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My favorite is when they ask for my wife, and I reply, 'This is she...' (in a deep gravelly voice.) I actually had someone tell me that I was not her (imagine that) and DEMANDED that I stop harrassing HIM! I got a chuckle outta that one.
My wife gets upset when I do things like that, so I am trying to be more polite. I have been saying, "Oh, please wait..." Then I set the phone down or give it to my 2 year old daughter and prompt her to say "I went poopy in the potty..."
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Current: '91 300TE 4MATIC 317k and climbing...
Former:
'81 300TD Wagon 168K "Tank"
'83 240D 216K 4spd manual "Da Bear" (aka best car ever)
"Never sweat the petty things...
and never pet the sweaty things."
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