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Originally Posted by chilcutt
Why dont they make mouse flavouerd cat food..
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Looking at a plate of ground-up mouse parts on a crystal plate while kitty sits there, deciding whether you are worth the effort to eat that pile of mash as it stares at you, the cat and the hand that fed it to the cat...
Makes for entertaining TV now, doesn't it?
ANNOUNCER: "Wouldn't a nice, juicy, warm plate of "Fuzzy Bites" for your loved one just make you all warm and "fuzzy" inside right now? Your kitty would just love you and "Fuzzy Bites" better than any "grilled bird" from the front of your car..."
YUMMMMY!