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Minimum six months experience in general labor support.
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Have you worked with your hands? Back? Can you lift 50, 60, 70 lbs. without cying like a baby?
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High school graduate or GED.
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Are you able to follow some directions without getting kicked in the seat of your pants or having someone stand over the top of you giving you directions all day long?
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Valid Driver's license required.
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Are you somewhat reasonable enough behind the wheel that you won't be a danger to those around you? Or, did you screw up and lose your DL and need transportation (public or otherwise) to get to work?
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Desired Qualifications : CPR/First Aid and/or Wilderness First Responder preferred.
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"We'd like you to, at least, have an understanding on workplace safety...and the hazards you might run up against."
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... Professional outdoor labor experience such as trail construction/maintenance, wild-land firefighting and landscaping is preferred.
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"You're going to be doing some pretty good manual labor. Better have a good back and strong arms. You know enough about why you don't pitch a tent in a ravine, right? Better yet, have you any camping experience that lasted longer than a week and didn't involve a can-opener or sterno?"
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... Computer background preferred....
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"Oh yeah. Reports. Lots of reports."
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... Experience with hand and power tools is preferred....
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"Do you have a nickname like "Stumpy" or "Lucky" - er...don't call us, we'll call you."
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... Some trades experience is preferred. ...
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"We want you to be somewhat "professional looking" in what you're going to be doing. "Grizzly Adams" is not what we're looking for. "Jeese James" isn't either.