Commentary:-

"Couldn't happen to a better car. One of those obnoxious, crappy little BMW's (Break My Windows) If someone came to you and described this situation and then asked you to guess the make of automobile .. you would automatically say "BMW! I just know it has to be a BMW!"
Some interesting factoids about these pretentious little monstrosities. When you buy a BMW you get a choice between a second set of headlights that you can use to blind other drivers at night, or a set of turn signals that you can use to warn other drivers which way you're going to turn your butt-ugly little car next. Most BMW drivers chose the second set of headlights, which, apparently, you cannot turn off.

Every single person you see in a BMW wishes he or she were driving a Mercedes, if they only had a bit more class. You will never see a Mercedes being traded in for a BMW.

I hope the self-important snot driving this car had to fix his own windows and pay a huge fine.
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