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Originally Posted by mgburg
I was asked to serve a lawyer.
It was fun... 
I went into her office, told the receptionist that I was looking for "Ms. XXX" because she was referred to me by a past client of hers for WC. It helped that I limped into the office to begin with.
The papers were tucked up my right sleeve and positioned so that all I had to do was just reach right up there and hand them to her when she asked me what this was all about...
The fun/scarey part was the initial hand-over. She went from "Ooooo! A client!" to "You slimey, scum-sucking, little bag of pus!" in about 0.14 seconds. I bearly got my hand out of harm's way. When she realized she couldn't do anything about it, she spun around and stormed out of the lobby.
The funniest part of the whole thing? I had her receptionist sign the service order as a "witness" - the true icing on the cake. I got paid $75.00 for the "fun."
Considering that I lied to a lawyer and I wasn't under Oath...it felt good...and the money didn't hurt at all!  |
Why the
? I would have done it just for fun. I especially enjoy sending people to get served in their office. More embarrassing for them. Unfortunately the deputies won't let me be there to watch.
A couple weeks ago, the employer refused to confirm employment. I took the part of the garnishment that didn't need to be signed and put it in another company's envelope and said "Can you give this to Kim?". Once I saw them go back, I knew she was still employed by them.
I put a list of people we sued and a slogan that goes "Us you screw, YOU we sue".