Originally Posted by thief

CNN tells me how lucky I am to finally have a POTUS that cares!
and reminds me of the past mistakes of our previous leaders.

They also have awakened my eyes to the fact that rich people are evil!

Yeah, Eff those horrible people that work their ass off to earn money. Why can't they be more like me and let my wonderful government take care of me. I'll tell you why... Greed! yeah, they're greedy.

As any sane person knows by now America is nothing but a bunch of sinning, glutenous hogs that only want to ruin the Global environment.

Thank goodness that we have a reputable news outlet that shoots it straight.

One last thing. I think we should get rid of our military so our government can focus on spending that money on what really matters... me! Hell how can I make it if big brother doesn't step up to increase my bi-monthly checks?