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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris played Russian Rulet with a full loaded gun..., and won!
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 1987 560SL
85,000 miles
Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by
Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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