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Old 09-06-2010, 09:26 PM
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Chuck Norris does not rebuild his brakes. Chuck Norris just stares at his brakes and they rebuild themselves. No acetone, no mineral oil, no compressed air.

If Chuck Norris actually needed to rebuild his brakes, he would simply roundhouse kick them until they worked
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