There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Space is continiously expanding because other galaxies are running away from Chuck Norris.

They were going to put Chuck Norris' face on Mount Rushmore but the rock wasn't hard enough.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the ***** out of it

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar.

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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