Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Here's a Chuck Norris fact: his movie "Breaker! Breaker!" (1975) was baaad, cartoonishly bad. Here was the info on Dishnet about it:

A Zen trucker (Chuck Norris) frees his brother from a speed trap with help from fellow truckers and a CB alert.

Ah, one of those Zen trucker movies. I watched it while I was surfing the web and I still wasted my time.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K