One of the worst things about "modern" vacuums are the stupid bagless ones. They are gross/messy, bagged is so much nicer, the filter is replaced with each bag, it holds more, and its quick and simple to change.

How about a Dyson Toliet?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2339/saturday-night-live-dyson

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