Huskyman, coliform bacteria levels at Lake of the Ozarks are alarmingly high, and we had a mini-scandal last summer when the agency that tests water samples "held" the tests until after big holiday weekends, so as to not hurt tourism...but you can't legally spread cremated remains on the surface of the lake.

You can, however, use a biodegradable urn...toss it onto the lake, it gets wet and sinks, falls apart, and releases the remains beneath the surface.

Disposition of deceased humans is a fascinating thing...all sorts of ways to get rid of them...

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