So one dad was complaining to another about his daughter and her boyfriend. Dad #1: Blasted kid, he wized his name in the snow in our backyard.
Dad #2: Oh come on Harry, we all probably did that when we were young, he just wized his name in your yard, that's what bugged you.
Dad #1: No it wasn't that he wized his name in the snow or that it was in our backyard.
Dad #2: Then what's your problem?
Dad #1: It was in my daughter's handwriting!

I'm in the printing business too. We buy our ink by the ton (literally!).