Reminds me of a story about a real "professional tenant".

She was the ultimate piece of work..........plenty of stories including her reporting me to the police for breaking into her apartment and stealing her panties............

Anyway, I had to get rid of the *****.

So, I had the GF take a dozen flowers to the door and ring the bell. She looked out and saw the flowers and asked who it was............"Flower delivery".

She couldn't resist...........came down...........opened the door..........and was served.

It was excellent.