They don't impress me, they interest me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Bout
I absolutely love it how this guy screwed the system over so well. For awhile we wouldn't arrest him because we were using his air assets to supply our troops in Afghanistan.
He isn't going to spend much time in jail, his friends in Russia will get him out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTK8torOylM
Nicolas Cage sums it up so perfectly.