"Will anyone "here" ring in the new year"
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
I am sure if you were silly enough to post your phone # you may get a ring from many.
Or did you mean kissing your ring? ~ a significant Catholic expression about the ring the pope has on his finger !!
Not the ring those with a potty mouth may be thinking of!!
BOXING TATTOOS?
A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks. On arrival at the tattooist, he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer, Evander Holyfield.
"Oh! He's my favorite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my ass?" he asked the tattooist. So, it was done.
On the way out of the store, he spotted another picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson.
"Oh good Lord!" the queen blurted out. "I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on my other cheek?" So, it was done.
On returning home, his boyfriend says, "Well, drop your trousers, give us a look." He dropped his pants and showed his ass.
His boyfriend gasped and replied, "I think our relationship is over! I sure as hell ain't getting in the
ring with those two.