Best you go play with your own ding-a-ling!!

Must be 40 years since I heard that song!!

Then there is always;

In days of old
When Knights were bold
And toilets werent invented
.............................


Or

Dinah, Dinah show us your leg,
Show us your leg, show us your leg,
Dinah Dinah show us your leg,
A yard above the knee.
A rich girl uses .........................

T'was on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us,
The figurehead was a ................

Way down in the valley
Where nobody goes
There lives a young maiden
Without any ....................

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving