Christmas is over. No need for pairs of turtle doves anymore.

It's a sad fact but every year, millions of turtle doves are abandoned immediately after the holidays. We here at the National Turtle Dove Rescue Mission, motto, "No we don't want no stinking partridges, swans, hens or geese", are willing to shelter a pair of turtle doves for the small monthly cost of 5 gooooolllllden rings.

*co-sponsored by International Frozen Squab Deliveries*