Tune in next week when we find out...
To the little Mauses...who's your daddy?
Who was the "cat" that did Mama Maus?
Does Herr Frank Maus file for divorce from Fräulein Maus, his wife?
Does anyone care if Herr Maus returns the cash to spermless Demetrius Soupolos?
Should Demetrius actually end up suing Fräulein Maus, due to the fact that she was the only one that had prior knowledge that her husband was incapable of impregnating Traute, but didn't squelch the deal before its attempted (pardon the pun) consumation?
Should Traute smack her husband and demand that he pay Herr Maus at least an additional $69,500.00, lest the neighbors start thinking that the ex-beauty queen could be had for as little as just a bit over $34.72 per poke?
Tune in for any chance that there might be answers to these questions and to catch up on any other nauseating queries that might come to mind when Aklim finally catches up to this thread...
...all this and more, next time on "Damn! These Bedbugs Burn!"
