What's the difference between a New England fairy tale and a Dixie fairy tale?

A New England fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."
A Dixie fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this $hit..."

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.


What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

A wicker basket is what Little Red Riding Hood takes to Grandma's house.
The other is what Elmer Fudd talks about doiing to Little Red Riding Hood.


Thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal and remember to tip your waitress . . .