Well remind your Girl Friend that She always knows where you are and that "Idle Hands (and I guess an idle mind) Are Tools Of The Devil".

Remind here of some of the other Male behaviors like substance abuse, womanizing, not coming home for several days, shoving a good portions of your income down G-strings at Strip Clubs, gambling and spending all of your free time with the "Boys" who would encourage you to do the aforementioned stuff.

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