The Pope is on a visit to the US and he is riding in the Pope-mobile down a long stretch of highway going to his next stop.

"You know," he says to the driver "Since I've been the Pope, I don't get to drive very much. I always wanted to drive this here Pope-mobile and see what she'll do. How 'bout switching with me and let me drive a bit?"

"I can't do that, Your Holiness, I'll get in trouble." says the driver."

"Nah, I won't tell anyone"

So they switch places, and the Pope floors the Pope-mobile and gets it up to about a hundred when he gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The trooper walks up to the driver's window, looks in and says "I'll be right back!"

The trooper goes back to his car and calls the lieutenant on the radio "Boss, I got a VIP here that I stopped for speeding and I don't exactly know what to do."

"Well, who the heck is he?" says the lieutenant.

"I don't rightly know!" says the trooper "But he's got the Pope for a chauffeur!

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Dave
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