A tough looking biker was riding his Harley
when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive,
he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does, with a deep tongue kiss.
After she's finished the biker says,
"Wow! That wasthe best kiss I have ever had!
That's a real talent you are wasting!
You could be famous!
Why are youcommitting suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."