A guy was just getting ready to tee off on the 1st hole, when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.

The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for $5.00 a hole?"

The first guy hesitated a few seconds, then said that he wasn't much for betting, but he'd agree to the terms.

The second guy then went ahead and won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off #18, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He then turned to the 1st golfer and confessed that he was the Pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.

Well, the 1st golfer, too, admitted he needed to get something off his chest and mentioned the fact that he was the Parish Priest.

WELL, the Pro became immediately flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. However, the Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was a bit of a fool to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The Pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them for you too."

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M. G. Burg
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