A Texan cruises through a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The Texan hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification card, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," says the cop, "I see you have a CC Permit. Do you just happen to be carrying any weapons on you and/or in your vehicle today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you've got."

Mr. Smith says, "Well, I've got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket, then, I have a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

Okay," the cap says, "anything else?"

"Oh yeah. Back in the bed-box, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Well Mr. Smith, are you on your way to, or from, a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then," the cops says, "what are you afraid of...considering the fact that you're carrying all those weapons?"

"Not a damn thing..."

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