A few years back, a woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the person's head and with then, a little turn, the idividual can tighten up the skin and self-produce the effects of a brand new face-lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful...the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

But then, after fifteen years, the woman had to return to the surgeon...this time, with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many, many times and I've always loved the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems: The first problem I'm having is...I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her very closely and then said, "Those aren't bags. Those are your breasts."

With a surprised look on her face, then a simple sigh of resignation, she said, "Well doc, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

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M. G. Burg
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