This was too bizarre to ignore...
Please, "feel" free to comment on the perils the world will have to behold...er...see...
1.) "I wonder if Al Gore is going to take credit for that!"
2.) "IT'S SHRINKAGE!!!!! IT'S SHRINKAGE!!!!! I JUST FELL OFF AN GLACIER!!!!! IT'S SHRINKAGE!!!!!"
3.) "Flacid Flow"
4.) "Co*kberg"