A young couple meet in heaven and go to St. Peter and ask if they can get married.

"Come back in six months." says St. Pete
"Six MONTHS?" ask the anxious couple.
"Yeah, six months!" says the aggravated St. Peter

So six months later the young couple have a beautiful wedding and all is good for a while but things start to go bad and they decide they should get a divorce.

They go to St. Peter once again. "We're not really made for each other and we would like to get a divorce", they tell him.

"Gawd almighty!!!" yells St. Peter. "It took me six months to find a preacher up here and now you want me to find some LAWYERS????"

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"Life is tough...it's even tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne


Dave
Pawleys Island, SC

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