Since someone said they like a good Pat and Mike joke, here goes. This joke to be told well needs to be visual, so I will insert the appropriate gestures.

Pat and Mike are digging a ditch (use shovel motions) while their boss watches them drinking beer (make a drinking motion). Pat says to Mike "why are we digging while the boss is up there drinking beer?" (spread arms as if asking a question)

Mike says "I don't know (scratch your head), I'll go ask the boss." Mike goes up to the boss (act as if climbing out of a ditch) and says "why are we digging in the ditch while you get to drink cold beer?" (spread arms as if asking a question)

The boss says "it's intelligence." (point to your head) Mike asks "what is intelligence?" (spread arms as if asking a question) The boss says "I can't explain it, but I'll show you." (point a finger in the air at chest level) The boss puts his hand on a brick wall and says to Mike "hit my hand as hard as you can." (put your hand on a wall) Mike winds up and gives it his best shot. The boss pulls his hand out of the way (pull your hand out of the way) Mike hits the wall as hard as he can and hurts his hand. (shake your hand as if it hurts like Hell)

The boss says "Mike, that is intelligence, I have it, you don't."

Mike goes back to the ditch and tells Pat "It's intelligece." Pat asks "What is intelligence?" Mike says "I can't explain it but I will show you." Mike puts his hand in front of his face (put your hand in front of you face) and says "Hit my hand as hard as you can."

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