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Old 03-28-2011, 06:25 PM
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Little Susie comes home from primary school and her Mom greets her at the door and helps Susie take her coat off. Susie seems excited and tells her Mom, "I learned where babies come from today!" Her Mom was curious to know more and said, "Well tell me Susie, where do babies come from?" Susie responded by saying, "Well, first the Mom and Dad kiss." The Mom says, "And that is where babies come from?" To which Susie looks at her Mom and says, "No. Then the Mom and Dad take off all their clothes." Mom says, "And that is where babies come from?" And Susie looks and frowns at her Mom and says, "No! Then the Mom goes down on her knees in front of Daddy and That is where babies come from." Mom chuckles, pats Susie on her head and replies, "Oh my child, that is not where babies come from...that is where jewelry comes from!"
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