An elderly woman living in a nursing home was telling the other woman that shared her room that she had been trying to get the attention of one of male residents that lived down the hall and how everything she tried had failed.
Then one evening she noticed that the man down the hall and one other resident were in the TV room watching football. During halftime, she noticed that a streaker went running across the football field. This gave her an idea.
She went to her room, took off all her clothes, put on her robe and went to the TV room. When she got up her nerve, she took her robe off and ran across the room, in front of the TV and headed towards the door. As she ran out the door, she heard she heard: "Who was that?" "I don't know, but whoever it was they need to iron their clothes!"

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