A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was

sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.



Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling

each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.



Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in

his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate

enemy was in his presence..



So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"



The man replied, "Yep, sure do."



"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.



"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.



"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.



"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.



"Did you know that I can cause a man profound, horrifying AGONY for all

eternity?" persisted Satan.



"Yep," was the calm reply.



"And you are still not afraid?" asked Satan.



"Nope." said the old man



More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"



The man calmly replied,



"Been married to your sister for 48 years."

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I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving