Damn, done in by a 'dillo would be hard to take. I almost hit a deer in the car once but that's as close as I've come to that kind of mayhem.
I guess we can be grateful that wild hogs don't impart leprosy. Ever kill and eat one of those? I've heard mixed reports - some have it that wild hog bacon is way better than farm raised, others the reverse. I'd like to try to take a few of those large rats someday.
The pickup dillo thing sounds fun.
I can see why you'd want to relocate 'em. Probably not even good for dog food.