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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were an Obama fan.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Billy in the front row.
The teacher asked Billy why he has decided to be different.
'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Billy proudly answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mum was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Billy replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import 
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
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