A Taliban fighter was walking in the Afghan desert and was in need of some water.

He came across a little stand that was maned by a little Jewish man.

"Do you have water? "asks the Taliban

"No," says the Jewish man "I sell jackets and ties and they are only five dollars each."

"I should kill you now but I must find water first." says the Taliban.

"To show you that I am not your enemy, I will tell you that right over the next sand dune, about one mile away, is a nice little restaurant. It is air conditioned and they will give you all the ice cold water you want. Shalom!" says the Jewish man.

Cursing, the Taliban staggers away only to return several hours later, almost dead.

"Swine!" he says "Your brother would not let me in without a frigggin jacket and tie!

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"Life is tough...it's even tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne


Dave
Pawleys Island, SC

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