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Confucius he did NOT say....
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS HE SAY. .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group
I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....
1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles 
1987 250td 160k miles English import 
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving
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