Roger *THAT*;

Lucky for you that you didn't fai the ATTTUDE test.


And all that takes is ONE mean-assed LOOK.


They could MURDER you wit their gun.

And then get away with it>


How?



"OH. I thought he was going for his gun. So. I. KILLED. Him."


Works every time.

Well *ALMOST* every time.


Fodney King was lucky.



Oh man what a scofflaw.

At least thy didn't pop you for the tone o your HORN being with the WRONG tone;

Or your windshield wipers being PARKED wrong.


Offensd those delicate Police sensibilities, ya know.



I got stopped and pulled over in the Napa Valley wine country by a stupid CHHP officer who told me:

"We don't like references to ALCOHOL on cars, around here."

I swear to dog that is what he said. to me , he harrassed for habving THIS sticker on the window of my 2008 Outback by some damned CHP officer up in the Napa Wine Country 3 years ago





And another one, who is probably constipated 24 hours a day (He actually LOOKED like a real oink oink barnyard PIG!!!) wrote me for THIS front lidcense plate on the Mercedes.



Did you know that all that bullcrap you got wrote up for, - you have to correct it all AND for EACH one, pay the State o California a $30 "Administrative fee" for the privilege of scraping off your window tinnt, putting on a front plate, etc.?


And don't do THIS in front of them too much. It annoys them.

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1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)