A West Virgina boy got married and went off on his honeymoon. The next day he showed up on the front porch. His Pa says "What's wrong, son?"
The boy says "Well, Pa, I found out my new wife is a virgin so's I come home."
Pa says, "You done the right thing, boy, if she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours!"

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Dave
Pawleys Island, SC

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