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Originally Posted by layback40
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
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A husband was feeling horny one night and asked the wife if she wanted to get it on.
Wife: I can't. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to be "fresh"
Husband: Do you have a dentist appointment also?