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aklim · #13 07-07-2011, 01:23 AM

Ever had Blue Waffles or a situation like this:

A horny guy went to the whorehouse and asked the madam how much the girls were.

Madam: Girls here are usually $100 a time but since it is slow, $80.
Man: What can I get for $5
Madam: I'm sorry sir but the best I can offer you is a Playboy magazine

Man goes away and hocks his shirt for $5
Man: Will you take $10 for a girl?
Madam: I'm sorry but I can't go that low. Best I can offer is the Playboy mag.

Man goes away and hocks his shoes for $10.
Man: I now have $20. Is it possible we can work something out?
Madam: That is going to be really difficult because that is way too low.

Man goes away and hocks his pants for $10
Man: Will $30 be workable?
Madam: Well, it is a slow night. Go See Marlene and knock on the door.

Man Knocks on the door and hears an elderly voice say "Come in" He opens the door and the lights were out but since he was horny, he said figured that he would give it a try. After going for a few minutes, he mentioned to her that it felt really rough there. She told him to stop and give her a few minutes. When she got back to bed, he went again and found it was the best he has had in a long time. After it was said and done, he asked her what she did to make it so good.

Marlene: Oh, not much. I scratched off the scabs and let the pus flow.