Right after Superbowl XLV, a drunken Packer fan, Bear fan and Viking fan took a road-trip over to the Grand Canyon. When they got there, they all got out of the car and stood at the edge of a cliff, over-hanging the deepest gorge there was.
The Bear fan, feeling like his team had just the rottenest luck, told the other two that despite the way the season went, he was the BEST FAN his team, or any other team for that matter, could have. And with his alcohol-fuel logic, he screamed *And I'll show you other two how damn hard I mean it!!!!" With a mighty roar, he yelled "GO BEARS!!!!" and flung himself over the edge of the cliff and dashed himself at the bottom of the gorge.
Well...the Viking fan and Packer fan looked at each other...and the Packer fan, deciding HE wasn't going to be outdone by either that dead Bear fan or the Viking fan, ran backwards about 30 yards, then screaming at the top of his lungs, started running towards the edge of that cliff yelling "GOOOOOOOO PACKERSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!, then he hit the Viking fan and propelled HIM over the edge of the cliff.
MORAL:
You're only the best when there's no one left.
