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Baby's First Doctor Visit
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> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
> The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
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> 'Breast-fed, ' she replied..
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> ' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.
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> She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
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> Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this
> baby is underweight. You don't have any milk. '
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> I know, ' she said, ' I'm his Grandma,
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> But I'm glad I came'.
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1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
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1987 250td 160k miles English import 
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