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Old 08-05-2011, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Aquaticedge View Post
Late on I took a chance, tried to fart and $hit my pants.
How about this one.

Here I sit in my stinking vapor, all because I can't reach the toilet paper. How long should I sit and linger, before I have to use my finger.
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