This is a parody idea, tongue in cheek, I'm making fun of our illustrious leaders. If you don't understand that and can't emotionally handle it, please do not post in this thread, to do so is only showing that you are a fool or are intent on obstructing free speech.

Perhaps it is time to organize the Crack Party as an alternative to Republicans, Democrats, or the Tea Party.

Since our Congress has shown itself to be ineffective at the very least whether due to incompetence or immorality it is time for some changes. Since our leaders conduct business like a bunch of drunken pirates, one possibility would be to get the crackheads off of the street and send them to Washington to run Congress for a while. It would clean up some street crime and replace one batch of destructive criminals with another. It might give the crackheads a little self-esteem and help rehabilitate them. It might do the same with our leaders who are destructively addicted to power and spending. Vote for the Crack Party Candidate in the upcoming elections.

Thanks for the sentiment, but no, I am not qualified to run on the ticket.