Originally Posted by layback40

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment
arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on
himself first.

So, he inserted his " manhood" into the equipment, turned on the
switch and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more
pleasure than his wife did.

When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't
remove the instrument from his 'member'.

He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to
disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still
without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer
Service Hot Line with his mobile phone.

"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"

"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will
release automatically once it's collected two gallons."

Have a nice day.....