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layback40 · #**325** 08-16-2011, 09:51 AM

You guys can modify the locations to suit the USA or a particular individual on a driving holiday !!

An old couple from Mildura were setting off on their annual drive up to the Sunshine coast for the winter months.

Both were in their mid eighties, had owned their little Toyota buzz box since new since 1989. she wouldn't let him drive any more and he being a survivor of a long marriage just knew it was best not to argue , just sit there and shut up. She was deaf as a post and so drove the car oblivious to the sound of the valves bouncing as she sped towards their destination.

The old bloke was very concerned about the speed she was doing so he spoke loudly to her " Watch your speed, you are doing way over the speed limit, you'll get booked again !

Her response was "What did you say, speak up , I can't hear you !" So yelling at the top of his lungs again he uttered " Watch your speed, you are doing way over the speed limit, you'll get booked again !

She then slowed down, but old habits die hard, and soon again she was back up to warp 1 speed ; the old bloke just shrugged his shoulders and sat back and accepted the uselessness of his attempt to slow her down.

Predictably, a copper detected this cruise missle shoot past him from his hiding place, about the only bloody tree on the Hay Plain , he sped off after them . It took him a while , but he caught up to them , passed them and forced them to pull over.

The old man yelled at hs wife " you see, I told you were speeding, but no , you don't take any notice of me, not bloody ever ." and then just sat back. The copper strode up thinking it must be some young hoons thrashing an old car like this . He was taken back when he discovered the age of the offender.

" Driver , please produce your licence . " The old woman turned to her husband and asked " What did he say, what did he say?" Her Husband yelled back her " He wants to look at your licence ". and in a normal range " You silly old ***** !"

So while the old woman was rumaging around with her head down, trying to find her licence in her bag , the copper started a conversation with the old man " Where are you from?"

"Mildura" replied the old man . "Mildura " replied the copper " Bloody Mildura, I was there for a while, had the worst bit of s#x in my life there !"

The old lady brought her head up and turned to her husband and asked " What did he say, what did he say ?"

The old man yelled back at her " He knows ya !"