Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.
The first hillbilly asks her, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
The hillbilly asks her "Kin ya breathe?"
Woman shakes her head no.
So the hillbilly walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down her britches and licks her butt cheek.
The woman has a violent spasm and spits out the food.
The hillbilly's buddy says "Ya know, I heerd of that there hind-lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it..."
